Being "Deadhaired" is when you call a brunette a brunette when she is literally identifying as a bleached-blonde.
She was upset because she was deadhaired! Her boyfriend called her a brunette but she already did her hair this month and she identifies as a bleached-blonde woman. It's sort of like being deadnamed, but different. (It's not about split ends either.)
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.