Dead Balled

The occurrence in which a gentlemen sustains crippling damage to one, or both, of his testicles to such a extent he can no longer retain feeling in his body below the waist. Or anywhere for that matter; most commonly caused by sitting on ones own nutsack.

"oi what happened to Barry?"

"poor bloke went and Dead Balled himself."

by metalfr3q December 31, 2011

dead-on-balls

something very well put, right on target

"The book editor was dead-on-balls accurate with his review of the new bestseller."

by Nifkin Grundle Jr. January 23, 2006

dead on balls accurate

an automotive industry term used to describe something that is 100% exact

The oil gauge is 100% dead on balls accurate

by nick_g July 15, 2011

Ball-Dead

The feeling of needing to go to the bathroom after getting hit in the balls.

Jerry made me ball-dead!!!

by Adb1002 December 13, 2017

dead on balls

a phrase, used only by incredibly un-cool people, to indicate that something is extremely accurate and/or correct.

cool person: "That guy looks like Scoot, the barefoot cop from West Virginia."

incredibly un-cool person "Dead on balls!"

by an incredibly cool person February 04, 2010

sucks the warts off a dead dogs' balls

used to refer to how much Gigli actually sucked

At the screening of GIGLI , Jean says " Damn , this movie sucks the warts off a dead dogs' balls "

by nimphoboy May 17, 2006

Dead ball

Bad move, dead end or wrong choice.

I tried to clutch a 3v1 but it was a dead ball, they got me.

by UweeeBySlim September 08, 2025