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Ball-Dead 

The feeling of needing to go to the bathroom after getting hit in the balls.
Jerry made me ball-dead!!!
Ball-Dead by Adb1002 December 13, 2017

Dead-Baller 

This is when someone is a shit footballer and has no ability of any sort
Le celso is a dead-baller
Dead-Baller by Anti le celso June 14, 2020

dead baller 

A man who is a waste. Someone who has no hype and isn't funny. Aka a fool/wasteman. A way of abusing a crap sportsman
That fool is a dead baller
Man that bloke is a dead baller

Dead Balled 

The occurrence in which a gentlemen sustains crippling damage to one, or both, of his testicles to such a extent he can no longer retain feeling in his body below the waist. Or anywhere for that matter; most commonly caused by sitting on ones own nutsack.
"oi what happened to Barry?"

"poor bloke went and Dead Balled himself."
Dead Balled by metalfr3q December 31, 2011

Dead Baller 

Dead Baller- Someone who is bad at football
'Edmund is a dead baller for sure'
Dead Baller by A cold baller November 16, 2021

dead-on-balls 

"The book editor was dead-on-balls accurate with his review of the new bestseller."