An odd and funny nickname, used by several gamers in multiple online games. It first used on the Counter-Strike 6.1 from one of the NMW guild members during the beta testing. Due to his anorthodox and funny way of gaming, the nickname is preffred by gamers who enjoy mostly the funny side of the game than the win itself.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.