dawgschidt 

An extinct form of plant life that grew in damp and cool places, often near rivers or streams. The plant had a foul odor that resembled feces.

After touching the plant, his hands smelled like dawgschidt.

dawgschidt by Lloyd, Ben, Beefy October 10, 2006

Dawgshit 

Something that really old people on desserted ilands says. Usually in reference to their ideas.

My ideas are never dawgshit.

Dawgshit by Jacktheripper III February 4, 2019