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Davie County 

Small, rural, hick county in central-western North Carolina. Proud home of the grave of Daniel Boone's parents, the county seat of Mocksville, anal highway patrolmen, one overcrowded high school, a traffic circle, and a Walmart.

Though considered rural, it is now home to many upper-class citizens in the ritzy area of Hillsdale, which contains neighborhoods such as Bermuda Run (home of the former Crosby golf tounrament) and Oak Valley. The more greasy, urbanesque type of people (commonly known in the south as "niggers") and everyday white trash reside in the southernmost part of the county, in the town of Cooleemee.

Due to lack of things to do, many citizens travel to the neighboring cities of Winston-Salem, Salisbury, and Statesville.

also see hick
"Whaa I just grew up down thar in Davie County."

or

"Davie County is gay."
Davie County by Kyle W September 14, 2004

davie county 

A small county in North Carolina, located between Iredell and Davidson Counties. A very rural area, although it is steadily increasing in numbers, due to the rising Hispanic community. Separated into the "North" and the "South," where those in the north are considered rich and snobby, especially in the communites of Bermuda Run and Hillsdale, and those in the south are considered average, everyday people, those who have better things to do than complain about their Mercedes and BMW's not having enough gas.

The county is separated even more by towns, where the county seat is the town of Mocksville, and your trashier, skankier, and redneck-ier people reside in the town of Cooleemee. You also have Woodleaf, where it's just racist rednecks there.

There's absolutely NOTHING to do in Davie County, so most people either end up traveling to neighboring cities such as Statesville or Winston-Salem.
"Davie County has too many skanks there!!
davie county by Jasmine February 3, 2005

Davie County Early College

If you searched it, you know how bad it is.
--What's the trailer in the community college's back yard?
--The Davie County Early College.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026