dark suprise

A dark suprise is the term used for a raunchy version of anal sex. This is done when the female is in the proccess of realising a shit,(turtle knecking), and a male inserts his penis into the anal hole, using the shit as a lube and gives the penis a soft comfort.

Last night i gave some slut a dark suprise, she thought it was christmas!

dark suprise by Dean Wicks July 5, 2006

Dark Surprise 

The act of stabbing someone and then deficating into the wound.

“I’m going to give you my dark surprise.”

Dark Surprise by Rim Reaper 69 December 16, 2018

Dark Surprise 

When you sneak up on a girl beat the shit out of her face with your cock until she dies.

Bridget: I dont like you, John
John: ight bitch get ready for a dark surprise
Bridget: No! please!
:WACK WACK WACK WACK!
john: thats right bitch how u like me now... u dead.

Dark Surprise by fuckuinthebuttholehard April 22, 2010

dark sunrise 

Waking up on the wrong side of the bed with two african american male escorts with little money for patronage.

John seems of Saturday he must’ve had a dark sunrise this morning, hes broke.

dark sunrise by nebjeb February 6, 2018

Dark Semen Surprise 

a man buys semen off of the internet in a bucket and pours it into his tip then putting his penis into a man or womens anus and squirting the other man's cum as well as his own in the anus

Stalin bought semen off of the internet and poured it into his tip then anal pleasing Amanda he preformed the Dark Semen Surprise

Dark Semen Surprise by darksemdemigod December 30, 2021