Danlong is a typical Asian-American who strongly believes that the Chinese Exclusion Act shouldn’t still be applied to him. Unfortunately, it is applied to him, and he is segregated in every aspect of his life 24/7 in public. What a loser hahahahahahaha. Danlong is not a very attractive male but has the charm to make people think he’s sexy.
“Why do you think there are new prisoners from China? “
“Oh it’s because there is a Danlong in there.”
A curious man who observes everything he knows, especially of the exclusion act. Of course, this type of man will do anything to know the true meaning of human anatomy. He is part of the lineage of Confucius and spreads his nut of life to all that is willing to receive his message. He is the next great Asian prophet of the people.
Danlong is a Chinese guy that is inferior to everyone else because of the Chinese exclusion act. He has no friends and he is very insecure about becoming a citizen unlike every other Chinese. The exclusion act only applies to danlong because he is fat
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).