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Donnette
Danette
An attractive woman, somewhat shy,very loving and thoughtful, and caring. But DON'T PISS HER OFF!!!!! She'll bury you in the garden she loves so much!!!!!
Danette is an awesome girl
Danette by Only The Right One February 3, 2010
Danette
She's a very cool girl, well developed and gorgeous! Shes sporty,sexy,funny, and just a fun person, every guys wet dream. Shes a book worm very shy and just an all around sweetheart. Shes the type of girl to wait for a guy she loves and trusts to give up her v card. But you still might not get it. Shes innocent and sometimes awkward. But when shes mad, you better do something or she will kick your ASS (she mostly has a big ass) with out a second thought. But shes a nice person just get on het good side. She like a wolf loyal to anybody who she thinks as worthy, loves with all of her heart. But when betrayed she'll never trust you again. But all in all a wonderfull personand if you got her keep her. Shes a true friend, lover(shes freakylol) and girlfriend. Dont lose her.
Dannette
Dannette.. She's a honest and loyal friend. She doesn't follow in other persons footsteps. Most guys would love a sweet kind, and beautiful girl like her! she can have a temper and lash at you sometimes but she will always make things right and apologize.
Dannette by Amberxoxox July 26, 2016
donnetta
Donnetta is an outgoing girl with a lot of energy. She tends to talk a lot but says meaningful things. She loves to travel and she knows a lot about different cultures. She loves spicy spicy food.
donnetta by Nettabearrr October 21, 2018
David Dennett
David Dennett is one of the coolest and most guapo Spanish teachers ever. He is 6'8 and very good at taekwondo. He is very kind but will be direct when needed. He is married so don't even think about it. trust me I've already tried. He teaches me lot of Spanish and he also is teaching me how to become a better student and a better man. I owe my life to David. H is a god among humans and nothing stands in his way of ruling the world. You must worship him by the year 2043 or else you will be cast from this earth into the gates of hell itself. Fear for your life, for there is no mercy in a world ruled by David.
*2043*
David: "I am David Dennett and you WILL worship me !!"
Foolish human: "No way!"
*David dropkicks him to hell*
David: "Think twice about that one."
Wise human: "I will worship you and give you my life!"
*wise human leans over to friend*
Wise human: "I sure wouldn't want to mess with David Dennett."
David: "I am David Dennett and you WILL worship me !!"
Foolish human: "No way!"
*David dropkicks him to hell*
David: "Think twice about that one."
Wise human: "I will worship you and give you my life!"
*wise human leans over to friend*
Wise human: "I sure wouldn't want to mess with David Dennett."
David Dennett by meanpeen1212 June 6, 2019
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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