Dank God refers to someone who wants to be reffered to as a faggot, but will not tell anyone that they are acyually gay.
by balallal February 1, 2021
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this is a type of god(or goddess) with the ability to make dank memes. usually seen when believed in.. (they float around outer space and on other planets too!)
by ViviKimono August 31, 2017
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Yo mayne, you hit up the god of dank yet?
A: Naa bro, I've been tapped since last night's sesh. I need to see him soon if I'm getting through this Sunday morning.
Pheobian #1: (via phone) Doctor, doctor where are you??? It's an emergency! I'm having a panic attack & haven't slept for days!!
Doc. Weed: Yes, yes, please hold...I'm preparing your treatment as we speak. Be ready for the best night of sleep you've had in years; you'll sleep like a beby.
P#1: Can I send my buddy Pheobian #2 to you as well?
Doc. Weed: It'll be aight mayne, send 'im right away.
HE IS THE GOD OF DANK
A: Naa bro, I've been tapped since last night's sesh. I need to see him soon if I'm getting through this Sunday morning.
Pheobian #1: (via phone) Doctor, doctor where are you??? It's an emergency! I'm having a panic attack & haven't slept for days!!
Doc. Weed: Yes, yes, please hold...I'm preparing your treatment as we speak. Be ready for the best night of sleep you've had in years; you'll sleep like a beby.
P#1: Can I send my buddy Pheobian #2 to you as well?
Doc. Weed: It'll be aight mayne, send 'im right away.
HE IS THE GOD OF DANK
by The Man o' Misterioso December 17, 2013
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