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When you get dangled so severely, and in such a manner, that no amount of tape could rescue your ankles. The swelling is so severe that it in turn blocks out the light from the sun, destroying all life on earth.
Chris: Yo, I heard that Kyle went on the ice with Gonzo.
Steve: Yeah, it was a fucking danglocalypse.
by Jim5675687 May 11, 2010
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