danger muffin

"DANGER MUFFIN" (poorly timed pussy)
An untimely sexual advance from a woman when you are either too tired or in a hurry.
Babe, no I can't. Put that damn danger muffin away.
by Ampudaddy September 24, 2017
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danger muffin

A woman with an STD.
Kate is so hot, but unfortunately she's a danger muffin.
by livemusic March 20, 2018
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