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Dancing Davis
Dancing Davis by urbandictary July 28, 2019
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Dancing Drunk
When some one is so intoxicated they think they can dance when in reality they can't. Normally seen at bars with live bands, but also seen at any establishment that serves liquor and has music.
Dancing Drunk by Stauder March 24, 2009
Dancing Dentist
An elderly semi retired male who still thinks he's 21 and party's like it's 1999. Outdoes most of his peers and is notoriously good at pulling younger women. A bit of a legend
Dancing Dentist by Dren88 March 26, 2019
dancing dildo
A gay man, usually blonde hair, who has no common sense and walks around clueless like he'ld rather be getting shagged up the ass.
Mark was acting like a dancing dildo at the office when jim kept tickling him behind the ear with his mothers dildo.
dancing dildo by Ed Sack August 3, 2007
bendy the dancing demon
A demon that hates wearing a tutu all the time. Normally he is a calm demon but if you mess with him say your prayers and prepare for the wrath of the midget.
bendy the dancing demon by Cocoa Puffos April 20, 2018
Dancing Dumps
When you come out of a dance pissed at the world because you didn't have any luck getting your grind on with the ladies.
Hugh Jass: Ahh dude I'm so pissed!!!
Mike Hunt: Why?
Hugh Jass: I have the dancing dumps, I didn't grind with a single girl at the dance last night.
Mike Hunt: That's a bummer
Mike Hunt: Why?
Hugh Jass: I have the dancing dumps, I didn't grind with a single girl at the dance last night.
Mike Hunt: That's a bummer
Dancing Dumps by Beauson March 26, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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