Definitions by Dren88

Rest day Mike

An elderly grey haired old goat of a man who pretends to his peers that he works but actually does sweet f.a. and gets caught out regularly.

I can't believe Rest day Mike said he was working even after we caught him in the kings head getting leathered

Rest day Mike by Dren88 August 13, 2023

Spunk trumpet 

A whore who loves recieving semen and rejecting it from their orifices like a bubbling trumpet

Davey Shep was a spunk trumpet he shot sperm all over, in tune may I add

Spunk trumpet by Dren88 December 23, 2022

Shitcunt 

A cunt of the shittest form

Shep kept banging on about gay cereal what a shitcunt he is

Shitcunt by Dren88 July 30, 2022

Miry 

A workshy incompetent 30 something year old male with receeding hairline who drinks and eats shite.

Hes no good that Miry he's half man half mattress.

Did you see that miry giving lads a blozza in the tap toilets

Miry by Dren88 December 26, 2020

Dancing Dentist 

An elderly semi retired male who still thinks he's 21 and party's like it's 1999. Outdoes most of his peers and is notoriously good at pulling younger women. A bit of a legend

Did you see that bird the dancing Dentist pulled last night. She was mint

Dancing Dentist by Dren88 March 26, 2019