a placeholder interjection meant to express shock, confusion, joy, pleasure, and/or whatever ur heart desires.......use it wisely.
alt. spellings: damnzoi, dayumzoi, damzoinks, dangzoi (feel free to add ur own to spice things up)
"damzoi! that test today was finna hard!"
"that nikita, damnzoi ... she really snaked my goat..."
"damnzoi, this word sucks a duck."
The kid who stepped up for Grungers, he hated rudies and townies, and is looked upto as the greatest idol known to the grungers. He came from a town called Chelmsford where he was well known and stole over 4,341 fake burbary caps from the rudies. They got very annoyed and killed him. He lives in in very grunger today.
People who have an interest in rock/metal music and hate rudies/townies, they are called 'Damzen's People'
A protrusion from the anal cavity similar to a hemorrhoid however this occurs as a direct result of extensive abusive use of over sized dildos and anal plugs causing anal fissures. Named after the founding member of Damzer society.
Jill was worried when she went to the doctors office for anal aches and pains but was relieved when Dr Jones diagnosed her problem as a Damzer and could easily be cured with a liquid diet and prescription lube for the next six weeks.
Damzer (Noun) Similar to an anal fissure but specifically resulting from intense anal pegging without proper lubrication.
Damzed (Verb) The act of damaging the anal wall from rough anal sex play
Peter was embarrassed to visit the local clinic because he feared he would have to explain how he knew he had a "damzer" as a result of the poor life decisions he made last weekend.
Peter drank so much the previous weekend that he found himself being "damzed' by a complete stranger he met at the party.