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Lisa Dalzell

She lieks to do da cha cha. She has sweetcorn teeth and likes bawbag's on her face. When she says 'I love you' she means that she loves you in the saK. She smells of vomit and urine and dresses up with a strap on Stevie. You will find her in your bedroom at night, if you catch her that is. She likes to put her s'plasshole on young kiddies face like mmmmm. Lisa is a overrated, over priced park and ride. However, to ride.. you don't NEED to park. She likes to lick toenails and hear the crunch. She smells of garlic.
"Mommy, is that you?"
.."If I say yes, will you stop struggling and go back to sleep.."

YASSS MAN, GEEZ SOME GREEN GIANT SWEETCORN.
*GRABS A LISA, Plucks all teeth.

Lisa Dalzell, your a queer.. get your Stevie out of my gob.
Lisa Dalzell by hawyouitsme August 23, 2011
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Soooooo thiccccc . Don’t even know where to start so gorgeous stunning hot fit peng sexy gurl everrrrrr . Lucy Dalzell has the biggest ass u will ever see . She is stunning I wish I could be her
Wow I wish I could be Lucy Dalzell
If only Lucy Dalzell was my gf