dakanani Share definition Flag Something so unbelievable it makes you say "dakanani". You're in big disbelief. Dakanani waar zijn, die heeft gewoon op mijn broer gekakt.translation: This can't be true, he pooped on my brother. dakanani by xvnder March 14, 2023 0 0 Get merch Get the dakanani mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch