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dairy mess 

When someone who is lactosintolerant eats/drinks dairy proctuct(s) and ends up having fluid and or gases exit their mouth or anus.
Andrew ate poutine last night and made a huge dairy mess in his pants the next day
dairy mess by capn' crunch February 7, 2014

Mexican Dairy Farmer 

A depraved sex act involving 3 men gangbanging a pregnant chick, while simultaneously sucking on her lactating breasts. The chick then proceeds to return the favor and consumes the hot creamy milk that the 3 men produce after thoroughly probing all of her holes.
oh man last night was so awesome, we totally gave this pregnant chick the mexican dairy farmer last night, that milk was so tasty

dary menny fans 

weirdos who like fish sandals
good night dary menny fans
dary menny fans by ilovecougars April 23, 2024

Diary Media 

Writing or venting feelings and thoughts on social media.
I just posted Diary Media on Facebook and it felt good.
Diary Media by Amschel March 30, 2025

mega whoopsie daisy 

where you pull down a smokin hot babes pants down, but she has a penis so it smacks you on the chin
mega whoopsie daisy by chaseisab*tch February 19, 2021

I beat my meat daily 

I beat my meat daily means your masturbating alot
hmm my two truths and a lie is i beat my meat daily- Woah replied the teacher thats so interporpaite that was in front of the new assistant principal everyone looks at joe in disgust .