Daily Express

A British newspaper, founded in 1900. Originally a broadsheet, it has been a tabloid for the past few decades.

The paper was bought by pornographer Richard Desmond in 2000, and since then has been dragged downmarket in an attempt to cut costs. In fact, only 7 headlines are known to exist.

DIANA DEATH
KILLER WEATHER
KILLER/HEALTHY FOODS YOU SHOULD AVOID/EAT
EVIL IMMIGRANTS
CANCER SCARE
HOUSE PRICES
MADELIENE

Stories about DIANA DEATH are usually printed on Mondays as no news ever happens over the weekend in Expressland. The Express will print anything about Princess Diana as front page news.

In August 2007 every headline from August 3 onwards was devoted to the missing toddler Madeleine McCann, often reporting on stories that for some reason the rest of the media would either not both reporting or put in a small column on page 25. The absence of anything remotely resembling Real News has caused many people to worry about the condition of the Daily Express for many years.

Daily Express headlines:
"Diana Death: Diana Was Abducted By Aliens"
"Madeleine"
"Evil Immigrants Are After YOUR Jobs, Middle England!"
"Madeleine"
"Eating Food Causes Cancer"
"Madeleine"
"Killer Weather Causes Drop Of Rain To Fall"
"Madeleine"

Daily Express by Dai Annafan September 7, 2007

daily express

Essentially, the Daily Mail for the over 60s.

I'm about to have a Daily Express moment: "STOP ASYLUM SEEK....". What was I saying?

daily express by Disgusted of Tonbridge Wells April 22, 2005

daily express

Daily, right-wing UK tabloid. Takes a simiiar editorial stance to the Daily Mail. Infamous for regular headlines about Princess Diana, 'political correctness gone mad' and immigrants/asylum seekers.

Daily Express headlines:
"Diana fund pays out to gypsies and asylum seekers"
"Suicide bombers in our schools"

daily express by Kay December 23, 2007

daily express

Princess Diana fanzine. Essentially the Daily Mail with added Princess Diana obsessing.

Headlines of the Daily Express: "Diana crash REALLY WAS A CONSPIRACY"

"...No it wasn't"

"YES IT WAS!1"

daily express by Dickface Faceofadick May 27, 2007

daily express

the opposite of the voice of reason

nuff said. the sun rules

daily express by David Richardson March 29, 2005