A masculine-gendered person(typically male, but can also be nonbinary, genderfluid, bigender, etc.), usually old enough to be a parent, that serves as a tradwife figure as well as a father figure to a younger partner. Typically submissive and feminine-presenting. They like to be called "daddy", but also like to be called "wifey".

Very similar to boywives, but the parent/offspring dynamic is swapped. A sub-category of DILFs.

Did you see that guy in a maid dress? Dude was on a leash and everything. The twink holding the leash kept calling the guy "daddy". Must've been a dadwife.

Dadwife by vegetasama April 5, 2021

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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