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what the fuck.
Dude1 - 'Hey can i borrow your lawn mower'
John - 'dafuk'
dafuk by wtf_dude_123 March 27, 2009

Dafuckizdat 

Expression of confusion and/or Expression of great uncertainty
What dafuckizdat?
Who dafuckizdat?
Where dafuckizdat going?
Dafuckizdat by EpicOfChaos September 24, 2009
Origin: An unintentional quote from the modern prophet Mohamed Mikali initiated by "devine intervention"

As this is a holy word in some circles, one true definition is yet to be formalized,

However amongst Mohamed Mikali's followers it is generally accepted to be a describing word for something odd, different, weird or messed up.

Although the word is often used in many different and far flung circumstances.

It's Commonly believed that Dafuke may be a modern derivative of the Hebrew word Dafuki.
You are Dufuke.
I am Dafuke.
You look so Dafuke.
That smells Dafuke.
How Dafuke was that.
Dafuke by Funkingru5ion February 28, 2010
Dasuki is person with dashing heart💖. Every Dasuki has a good body structure and captivating dark eyes 👁that you could stare into them for a decade and aways want to stare at them again. His presence at a place changes the activities of a place by making it entertaining😂, enjoyable😆, fabolous😎 and lovable😘 place. You always find a teenage Dasuki single because he is very shy🤗 but if he gets to know you, you will surely like him 😍.
I dont want to loose Dasuki because he is a nice person
dasuki by Uhu gum May 22, 2019

dafucisyoutalkinabout 

My name is CBandzz dafucisyoutalkinabout
dafucisyoutalkinabout by CBandzz January 12, 2021

dafuqitifuk

When you don’t know what someone is talking about, an extended version of dafuq
“What dafuqitifuk is Cameron talking about?”
dafuqitifuk by Nico4182 April 14, 2020
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