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dad cock 

An average to slightly above average sized penis (generally in the 5.5-6.5 inch range) on a man 40 years of age or older, frequently accompanied by naturally full pubes but not always
That older guy who fucked me wasn’t hung, but his dad cock still felt so good inside me.
dad cock by averagehornygay April 22, 2023

Trav’s Dad’s Cock

The most perfect cock you’ll ever see. It’s the most marvelous sight you could possibly see. Waxed and all, it is the perfect cock. It just makes you want to rub it all around your mouth.
Yo have you seen Trav’s Dad’s Cock?”
“Yeah dude that shits insane”

Cocktail dad 

A dad that likes to drink and has lots of drinking equipment. Example: Beer tap,
Swizzle sticks, etc.
“Red Forman has a keg man. He’s a cocktail dad and cocktail dad’s own beer taps!”
Cocktail dad by Penguin king125 January 3, 2018
Stefan is a really big dadcocker.
Dadcocker by Stefan_ai99 March 23, 2017
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026