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Dabcident 

When you are smoking dabs and screw up and burn yourself, break the rig or get your wax on stuff.
"I burnt a hole in my coat sleeve. It accidently touched the nail, it was a dabcident."
"Dabs was a drug before it was a dance, so in a way we are making you do drugs. Opps, that was a dabcident. I didn't mean to say that out loud."
Dabcident by Abriel Ole August 30, 2016
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dabcident 

When you are dabbing (dancing) and you accidently injure yourself by hitting something or someone. As well, a dabcident can consist of you pulling a muscle by dabbing.
Bro: Dude, how did you break your nose?
Dude: Let's just say I had a dabcident.
Related Words
an accident resulting from an individual behaving like a dick
The drunk guy climbing and falling off the bar was a total diccident.

The man was killed when he diccidentally fell off his motorcycle when trying to ride it like a surf board.
diccident by EyeballIB March 15, 2013

Decident 

A tool used to squeeze out lemons, grapes, and coconuts
For making the fruit pizza we will use the decident
Decident by Bubbawatson May 30, 2023

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026