d00k

D00k is a mythical being that eats sucksalad and can be known to eat humans

" My d00k ate up all the sucksalad =DDDDD"

by kazu123 September 1, 2006

str8 d00kin

When you're defecating with ease and also trying to keep it real.

"Hey why does your voice sound funny?"
*Strained* " You know me, I'm str8 d00kin."
"Word. Call me back when you're done."

by T.C. Tugger September 7, 2020