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Cyberloafing 

the act of employees using their organization's Internet access for personal purposes during work hours. The norm for the 21st century employee.
Surfing the web for entertainment, sending/receiving personal emails, online chatting, online stock trading, shopping online, etc. during work hours is considered cyberloafing.
Cyberloafing by Meggerson September 22, 2006
Word of the Day on December 1, 2014
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Cyberboating 

A port-manteau of 'Cybersex' and 'Motorboating', meant to symbolise the virtual motorboating of a person via written text on a social networking platform (such as Facebook or a chat application). It is a playful term and can apply to either a man or a woman, with the respective motorboated zones usually being the crotch on the former and the cleavage on the latter; just like in irl motorboating.
Status update: "Happy birthday! Consider yourself cyberboated, you hot piece of crotch tosh!! *wink*"

Ever since my fag hag went backpacking overseas I've had to settle for mere cyberboating :(
Cyberboating by TheGreatSpaces November 18, 2011
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Cyberloving 

1. Flirting done by way of technology, either on the computer, in a text message, or on the telephone.
"I heard Jane was cyberloving with Tom last night on the internet. She claims it was just innocent fun, but I don't think that Joe would feel the same if he found out."

"It's okay. It's just cyberloving"-Kimberley
Cyberloving by G00DDAYSUNSHlNE December 9, 2008

Cyberloving 

1. Flirting on the internet.
2. Flirting in a text message.
3. Flirting on the telephone.
"I heard that Jane was cyberloving with Tom last night online. She claims it's just innocent fun, but I think that Joe would feel differently if he found out."

"It's okay. It's just cyberloving"-Kimberley
Cyberloving by G00DDAYSUNSHlNE December 9, 2008

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026