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Cyberboating 

A port-manteau of 'Cybersex' and 'Motorboating', meant to symbolise the virtual motorboating of a person via written text on a social networking platform (such as Facebook or a chat application). It is a playful term and can apply to either a man or a woman, with the respective motorboated zones usually being the crotch on the former and the cleavage on the latter; just like in irl motorboating.
Status update: "Happy birthday! Consider yourself cyberboated, you hot piece of crotch tosh!! *wink*"

Ever since my fag hag went backpacking overseas I've had to settle for mere cyberboating :(
Cyberboating by TheGreatSpaces November 18, 2011
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Cyberloving 

1. Flirting done by way of technology, either on the computer, in a text message, or on the telephone.
"I heard Jane was cyberloving with Tom last night on the internet. She claims it was just innocent fun, but I don't think that Joe would feel the same if he found out."

"It's okay. It's just cyberloving"-Kimberley
Cyberloving by G00DDAYSUNSHlNE December 9, 2008

Cyberloving 

1. Flirting on the internet.
2. Flirting in a text message.
3. Flirting on the telephone.
"I heard that Jane was cyberloving with Tom last night online. She claims it's just innocent fun, but I think that Joe would feel differently if he found out."

"It's okay. It's just cyberloving"-Kimberley
Cyberloving by G00DDAYSUNSHlNE December 9, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004