Cyberloafing

the act of employees using their organization's Internet access for personal purposes during work hours. The norm for the 21st century employee.

Surfing the web for entertainment, sending/receiving personal emails, online chatting, online stock trading, shopping online, etc. during work hours is considered cyberloafing.

by Meggerson September 22, 2006

Cyberboating

A port-manteau of 'Cybersex' and 'Motorboating', meant to symbolise the virtual motorboating of a person via written text on a social networking platform (such as Facebook or a chat application). It is a playful term and can apply to either a man or a woman, with the respective motorboated zones usually being the crotch on the former and the cleavage on the latter; just like in irl motorboating.

Status update: "Happy birthday! Consider yourself cyberboated, you hot piece of crotch tosh!! *wink*"

Ever since my fag hag went backpacking overseas I've had to settle for mere cyberboating :(

by TheGreatSpaces November 18, 2011

Cyberloving

1. Flirting done by way of technology, either on the computer, in a text message, or on the telephone.

"I heard Jane was cyberloving with Tom last night on the internet. She claims it was just innocent fun, but I don't think that Joe would feel the same if he found out."

"It's okay. It's just cyberloving"-Kimberley

by G00DDAYSUNSHlNE December 9, 2008

Cyberloving

1. Flirting on the internet.
2. Flirting in a text message.
3. Flirting on the telephone.

"I heard that Jane was cyberloving with Tom last night online. She claims it's just innocent fun, but I think that Joe would feel differently if he found out."

"It's okay. It's just cyberloving"-Kimberley

by G00DDAYSUNSHlNE December 9, 2008