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Cyberboating 

A port-manteau of 'Cybersex' and 'Motorboating', meant to symbolise the virtual motorboating of a person via written text on a social networking platform (such as Facebook or a chat application). It is a playful term and can apply to either a man or a woman, with the respective motorboated zones usually being the crotch on the former and the cleavage on the latter; just like in irl motorboating.
Status update: "Happy birthday! Consider yourself cyberboated, you hot piece of crotch tosh!! *wink*"

Ever since my fag hag went backpacking overseas I've had to settle for mere cyberboating :(
Cyberboating by TheGreatSpaces November 18, 2011
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Cyberloving 

1. Flirting done by way of technology, either on the computer, in a text message, or on the telephone.
"I heard Jane was cyberloving with Tom last night on the internet. She claims it was just innocent fun, but I don't think that Joe would feel the same if he found out."

"It's okay. It's just cyberloving"-Kimberley
Cyberloving by G00DDAYSUNSHlNE December 9, 2008

Cyberloving 

1. Flirting on the internet.
2. Flirting in a text message.
3. Flirting on the telephone.
"I heard that Jane was cyberloving with Tom last night online. She claims it's just innocent fun, but I think that Joe would feel differently if he found out."

"It's okay. It's just cyberloving"-Kimberley
Cyberloving by G00DDAYSUNSHlNE December 9, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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