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Someone who spends an enormous amount of time perusing internet sites and chat rooms in order to pimp him/herself.
A promiscuous person who advertises him/herself on the internet and then continually checks back for hits and new prey.
A ho who does most of her work over the internet.
My sister is a huge cyberho, she has ads and hits from guys on more than a hundred sites. That cyberho spends mad time at the computer!
cyberho by TheTruth999 July 3, 2006
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CyberHobo 

A Hobo is a person that travels to work

A tramp is a person that travels and wont work

A bum is a person that will neither travel or work

A CyberHobo is a person who travels and works, but most of all has a lot of fun! A CyberHobo’s work is on computers, internet, etc. (whatever for money)
CyberHobo is building a website while traveling on the road.
CyberHobo by CyberHobo June 28, 2012

Cybermonk 

A monk in present day who can proficiently use modern computers and technology, somehow has access to advanced scientific equipment in their monastery that would normally be difficult to obtain and spend their time assisting heroes in catching bad guys with their technological skills.

They have a strange tendency to show up in high-tech espionage movies starring Dennis Rodman. Some are known to dance.
The cybermonks in Double Team have been collecting information on Rome for over 500 years, and helped Quinn find his missing daughter.

The cybermonks in Simon Sez can dance.
Cybermonk by Cybermonk October 17, 2011

cyberchondriac 

Someone who spends their time searching medical websites for diseases they convince themselves they actually have

Similiar to a hyperchondriac
'Then i went on this website and found out that i actually have diabetes AND chronic fatigue!'
'Dude...you're a cyberchondriac'
cyberchondriac by el January 7, 2005
Word of the Day on September 24, 2009

cybermob 

(noun)
1. a group of two or more persons acting in cyberspace as to hold someone accountable for a real or imagined misdeed or social faux pas. 2. when people join together to humiliate or manipulate via the internet. 3. WWW equivalent of vigilante justice.
1. "Did you hear about the girl who committed suicide because of that fake MySpace message. The woman who perpetrated the message fell victim to a cybermob: her name, address and place of business were posted on the web."

2/3. "That girl stole my iPod, I know it! I'm gonna gather up a cybermob on MySpace and humiliate her into returning it."
cybermob by Blaze It Up!!! February 24, 2008

Cyberphobia 

An uncommon fear of working with computers.
My Cyberphobia is so extreme, I can't even be in the same room with a computer.
Cyberphobia by Phobiaz July 22, 2008

cyberlove 

the strong relationship, you build with a stranger before meeting in person... where you chat regularly online and have trouble logging off if they're still online.
You're my cyberlove - "You log off first" "No, you log off first" Like teenagers on the phone in the 60's, 70's, 80's and 90's now it's all about the internet
cyberlove by Jaxzy May 12, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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