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cyberhog 

fat,greasy IT guys who spend the better part of their day destroying the toilets in the building with their greasy, runny deuces
tried to do a deuce but the cyberhog's from cyberdine whizzed all over the seat.
cyberhog by Skeezer77 August 6, 2008
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CyberHobo 

A Hobo is a person that travels to work

A tramp is a person that travels and wont work

A bum is a person that will neither travel or work

A CyberHobo is a person who travels and works, but most of all has a lot of fun! A CyberHobo’s work is on computers, internet, etc. (whatever for money)
CyberHobo is building a website while traveling on the road.
CyberHobo by CyberHobo June 28, 2012

cyberhomosex 

the sexual act between two or more men over the net
I did some cyberhomosex with one that looks like boygeorge
cyberhomosex by c.h.s. April 17, 2009

Cybergogue 

An person (blogger, website author, etc.) who uses the internet to appeal to emotions and/or popular prejudices to further personal, religious, political &c interests, an internet rabble-rouser.
The internet is infested with ranting cybergogues.
Cybergogue by Freddie le Rouge June 29, 2004

cyberhug 

A virtual hug offered to participants in an IRC or instant messaging conversation. Can be written as *hug*, or by enclosing the recipient's name in multiple sets of braces/parentheses. (See {{{}}}.)
Come on--I'm not looking for sex in this chatroom just because I offered you a cyberhug!
cyberhug by Ingeborg S. Nordén November 6, 2004

Cyberholism 

noun
1.the condition of being an cyberholic.
2. the most common known cause of calloused fingers.
3. what you have when you become adept at multitasking both typing and masturbation.
1.Jonny couldnt look at the keyboard without his hands shaking or getting a hardon ...thats when he knew he had become a cyberholic.
2. when someone says hello to you in a online chat room and you get instantly aroused.
3. Hallucinations :an illusion that the person is (cyber) sexually appealing to someone else.

Early Warning Signs:
1. Spastic fingers
2. If you have ever lied about how much you cyber.
3.If the sound of typing makes you wet.
4. If your home page is set to SexChat.com.
5.If just by reading the word cyber you start humping your keyboard.
6. Buying a computer because it looked sexy on your desk at home.
7. the letters "O" ,"H" and "M" are worn out on your keyboard example "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!"
8. You buy a plastic keyboard cover... just incase you get lucky.
9. Getting so frustrated by not finding someone to cyber that you start pming yourself just so you dont fall out of practise.
10 ... You understand all the jokes in these examples. If so, my friend, technology has taken over your sex life. We suggest, for your own good, that you go lie under the first sexually uninhibited (real) person you can find. And don't take your laptop.

cybercognizant

After the mix ups of white hats, black hats, skript kiddies and generaly hackers. People arose with knowledge about programming, hacking, phreaking and anything to do with the cyber realm. They were doubed CyberCognizant which derives from the words cyber and cognizant. Cybercognizant refers to a person who knows all things cyber.
Dude last night i was hacking into the federal reserve and a cybercog(cybercognizant) cut me off and gave me a warning!
cybercognizant by Shadow July 28, 2004
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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