cyberhog
fat,greasy IT guys who spend the better part of their day destroying the toilets in the building with their greasy, runny deuces
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cyberhomosex by c.h.s. April 17, 2009
Cybergogue
An person (blogger, website author, etc.) who uses the internet to appeal to emotions and/or popular prejudices to further personal, religious, political &c interests, an internet rabble-rouser.
Cybergogue by Freddie le Rouge June 29, 2004
cyberhug
A virtual hug offered to participants in an IRC or instant messaging conversation. Can be written as *hug*, or by enclosing the recipient's name in multiple sets of braces/parentheses. (See {{{}}}.)
cyberhug by Ingeborg S. Nordén November 6, 2004
Cyberholism
noun
1.the condition of being an cyberholic.
2. the most common known cause of calloused fingers.
3. what you have when you become adept at multitasking both typing and masturbation.
1.the condition of being an cyberholic.
2. the most common known cause of calloused fingers.
3. what you have when you become adept at multitasking both typing and masturbation.
1.Jonny couldnt look at the keyboard without his hands shaking or getting a hardon ...thats when he knew he had become a cyberholic.
2. when someone says hello to you in a online chat room and you get instantly aroused.
3. Hallucinations :an illusion that the person is (cyber) sexually appealing to someone else.
Early Warning Signs:
1. Spastic fingers
2. If you have ever lied about how much you cyber.
3.If the sound of typing makes you wet.
4. If your home page is set to SexChat.com.
5.If just by reading the word cyber you start humping your keyboard.
6. Buying a computer because it looked sexy on your desk at home.
7. the letters "O" ,"H" and "M" are worn out on your keyboard example "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!"
8. You buy a plastic keyboard cover... just incase you get lucky.
9. Getting so frustrated by not finding someone to cyber that you start pming yourself just so you dont fall out of practise.
10 ... You understand all the jokes in these examples. If so, my friend, technology has taken over your sex life. We suggest, for your own good, that you go lie under the first sexually uninhibited (real) person you can find. And don't take your laptop.
2. when someone says hello to you in a online chat room and you get instantly aroused.
3. Hallucinations :an illusion that the person is (cyber) sexually appealing to someone else.
Early Warning Signs:
1. Spastic fingers
2. If you have ever lied about how much you cyber.
3.If the sound of typing makes you wet.
4. If your home page is set to SexChat.com.
5.If just by reading the word cyber you start humping your keyboard.
6. Buying a computer because it looked sexy on your desk at home.
7. the letters "O" ,"H" and "M" are worn out on your keyboard example "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!"
8. You buy a plastic keyboard cover... just incase you get lucky.
9. Getting so frustrated by not finding someone to cyber that you start pming yourself just so you dont fall out of practise.
10 ... You understand all the jokes in these examples. If so, my friend, technology has taken over your sex life. We suggest, for your own good, that you go lie under the first sexually uninhibited (real) person you can find. And don't take your laptop.
Cyberholism by PervertedClownMaster & PCMs~christine~ August 14, 2004
cybercognizant
After the mix ups of white hats, black hats, skript kiddies and generaly hackers. People arose with knowledge about programming, hacking, phreaking and anything to do with the cyber realm. They were doubed CyberCognizant which derives from the words cyber and cognizant. Cybercognizant refers to a person who knows all things cyber.
Dude last night i was hacking into the federal reserve and a cybercog(cybercognizant) cut me off and gave me a warning!
cybercognizant by Shadow July 28, 2004