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cybertoothing 

noun, verb, adj: the act of using social media to air your grievances
absolutely amazed at the amount of cybertoothing on twitter today!
cybertoothing by beelee1113 January 26, 2011

Cyberoot 

Totally fabricated online sexual relationship between an extremely lonely person and their imaginary friends.

A Cyberoot is somewhat similar to Cybersex, except that there is only ever one person involved. The cyberooter will allude to the relationship continuously, but be scant with specific details or fail to reveal the identity of the other party.

Therefore, a Cyberoot is a perverse form of public online masturbation, combined with a strong dose of story telling. It is generally performed by Netscrags who are so utterly undesirable that they unable to even attract an online pseudo-lover.
That Netscrag is so fugly, she could only ever get herself a Cyberoot.
Cyberoot by OhNoNoNo April 19, 2010

cyberfool 

Someone not as obsessed with the internet as you are.
You don't use Firefox? You're a cyberfool.
cyberfool by Matt Lemonade March 10, 2007

cybertooth

Knows the internet and how to claw it's way through, even over 60 years of age.
My wife is like a cybertooth when it comes to extracting information from the internet from 1960 on...
cybertooth by Cybertooth49 January 5, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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