cwhores 

pronounced 'chores'

a compound word for cunt whores defined as
a woman that needs to be done that you may or may not want to do but feel compelled to do it.

sorry man, I cant go with you tonight. I got cwhores to do.

cwhores by mar'scorpio February 4, 2010

Go Commit Chores 

This is the most deadliest comeback known to man,Mostly used after someone tells them to Go commit oof

Person1-Go commit die

Person2-Go Commit Chores

Go Commit Chores by CanYouLikeNotPlease March 28, 2022

barn chores 

Euphemism for acts of a homosexual nature, used primarily by young men to disguise sexual propositions as innocent hard work.

"Noah demanded that Luke help with the barn chores." "Holden is impressed by how enthusiastic Luke and Noah are every time he mentions the barn chores."

Other usage: "Noah, no one has ever helped me with the barn chores quite like you."

barn chores by Luke Snyder March 4, 2008

Procrastination Chores 

Everyday chores that are normally neglected, but which all of a sudden seem like an excellent thing to do around the time when you have to do an important assignment or when you have to study.

Bobis: "Yesterday when i sat down to study, i realized i had to do some procrastination chores and so i ended up cleaning my room, doing some laundry, and refilling my Q-tip container before i actually got anything done."

Procrastination Chores by Dballa October 1, 2010

Minor Chores 

Unscheduled tasks that are not urgent or time-sensitive but you anyway do it because you get bored off the actual chores.

Mark: Hi Uvuvwevwevwe, the assignment was due today, why didn't you do it?
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas: Yeah I should have, I got into minor chores.
Mark: oh got it, what was that minor chore?
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas: Just spent the day at registrar office to change my name to Joe Walker!

Minor Chores by Donultimate February 24, 2020

Chores 

A routinely task that usually spends much of a person's time and patience. Things most people hate doing but have no other choice. Only lazy people, people who live like pigs and exaggeratingly controlling men that abuse their wives and sit around doing nothing but drink beer do not do chores.

I hate doing chores. That's why I'm married.

Chores by shulltheantisocial June 30, 2010

chores 

A word used to disguise the act of masturbation while online.

hey dude brb i gotta do some chores

chores by mike fizzle May 13, 2005