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pronounced 'chores'

a compound word for cunt whores defined as
a woman that needs to be done that you may or may not want to do but feel compelled to do it.
sorry man, I cant go with you tonight. I got cwhores to do.
cwhores by mar'scorpio February 4, 2010
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Go Commit Chores 

This is the most deadliest comeback known to man,Mostly used after someone tells them to Go commit oof
Person1-Go commit die

Person2-Go Commit Chores

barn chores 

Euphemism for acts of a homosexual nature, used primarily by young men to disguise sexual propositions as innocent hard work.
"Noah demanded that Luke help with the barn chores." "Holden is impressed by how enthusiastic Luke and Noah are every time he mentions the barn chores."

Other usage: "Noah, no one has ever helped me with the barn chores quite like you."
barn chores by Luke Snyder March 4, 2008

Procrastination Chores 

Everyday chores that are normally neglected, but which all of a sudden seem like an excellent thing to do around the time when you have to do an important assignment or when you have to study.
Bobis: "Yesterday when i sat down to study, i realized i had to do some procrastination chores and so i ended up cleaning my room, doing some laundry, and refilling my Q-tip container before i actually got anything done."
Procrastination Chores by Dballa October 1, 2010

Minor Chores 

Unscheduled tasks that are not urgent or time-sensitive but you anyway do it because you get bored off the actual chores.
Mark: Hi Uvuvwevwevwe, the assignment was due today, why didn't you do it?
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas: Yeah I should have, I got into minor chores.
Mark: oh got it, what was that minor chore?
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas: Just spent the day at registrar office to change my name to Joe Walker!
Minor Chores by Donultimate February 24, 2020
A routinely task that usually spends much of a person's time and patience. Things most people hate doing but have no other choice. Only lazy people, people who live like pigs and exaggeratingly controlling men that abuse their wives and sit around doing nothing but drink beer do not do chores.
I hate doing chores. That's why I'm married.
Chores by shulltheantisocial June 30, 2010
A word used to disguise the act of masturbation while online.
hey dude brb i gotta do some chores
chores by mike fizzle May 13, 2005
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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