(Verb); pronounced "kwodd"

The act of tearing something (usually paper) in half, and then tearing those halves in half again, in an attempt to invalidate it's usefulness, usually done right before throwing the item away.

A mixture of the words "cut" and "wad" formed into a homonym of the word "quad", which also describes how many pieces of the original item are created when you "cuwad" it.

Emily cuwadded George's wedding invitation and tossed it into the recycle bin.

Scott spends about 5 minutes every day having to cuwad all the credit card offers he receives in the mail.

Cuwad by PencilBox July 15, 2019

Cuwte

When an object or person is cuter than cute, it's cuwte. Typically spoken in a high voice mimicking an American mallrat. Similar in it's linguistic roots to phrases such as Totes Adorbs and Fetch.

Oh my God, did you see Jenna's new kitten, its so super cuwte.

Cuwte by Misfire Heals January 15, 2020

Cuwyl

Chat-speak acronym for "Catch up with you later"

When spoken out, it resembles "coool," signifying a positive end to a conversation.

Bob: Damn that was a fun night.

Greg: Kk cuwyl. I gotta repeat last night tonight haha.

Bob: Cuwyl.

Cuwyl by assistantameoba February 27, 2010

cuwugh

C u when u get here

I'm coming to the bar.

Ok cuwugh

cuwugh by dillo213 September 5, 2011

cuwat

A woman who is so horrible she is both a cunt and a twat. Used when neither word is sufficient enough to describe how truly horrible she is.

After being insulted in every way, Jeff called her twat, Bill called her a cunt, and Justin called her a cuwat.

cuwat by kotalian September 25, 2012

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026