curved dick
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curve dick
Academia slang. A top student (high school higher) whos grades are so high that they make their fellow students look bad. Curve comes from the mathmatical term - normal distribution curve. Theory is that when educators rate, they adjust grading scale so that most people are average. The curve dick throws off the curve so the rest of students look worse than they normally would.
Meaning of dick here is "to screw someone over."
Meaning of dick here is "to screw someone over."
curve dick by Blowfish August 26, 2005
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Dick curve
Dick curve by jsqurriel November 21, 2019
Five Dick Curve
A variant of probability theory of the normal distribution or Gaussian distribution, as applied to how women minimize the number of men they have copulated with to appear more innocent and closer to normal, especially to a new boyfriend.
Jane "So when he asked me how many men I banged in my life, I told him 'five' even though it was really ten"
Jill "Why?"
Jane "Because I don't want my new man to think I am a skank."
Jill "You did a five dick curve"
Jill "Why?"
Jane "Because I don't want my new man to think I am a skank."
Jill "You did a five dick curve"
Five Dick Curve by Dr. Agnes Freud September 29, 2010
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