when you threaten a boy that if he doesn't stop being a douche bag, you will grab where his cup is, and the push up, it hurts a lot worse than actually hitting someone in that spot.
" do you know how it feels when your cup goes up? if you don't stop being stupid i will show you."
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).