cup a poop

The act of harvesting the gaseous emissions of one's rear end within cupped hands in order to convey it to the unwitting victim's face intact and "fresh". Usually done with the accompanying phrase "Merry Christmas, Beee-atch"

Tarquin leant towards Jeremy on the comfortable sofa and started to whisper in his ear, suddenly he withdrew his hands from behind him and cup a pooped the startled Jeremy "Merry Christmas bee-atch" he bellowed "get some of that dog's egg my son".

cup a poop by Michael Cluskey October 6, 2006

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poop in a cup

it's poop... in a cup, duh
used to show extreme stench or suck-ass ness

This bananna is worse that poop in a cup.

Bemm-Bemm smells like poop in a cup.

poop in a cup by gaylord focker February 15, 2005

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Poop in a cup

An insurance phrase when something is a bad outcome

Poop in a cup, my claim has been declined.

Poop in a cup by yes yes no no March 31, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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