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cunts fucked

the aussie way of saying broken
wats wrong with ya car?? CUNTS FUCKED
cunts fucked by aussiehick August 13, 2011

you cunts are fucked 

A definition used by the now enlightened older generation said commonly to Anyone born in or beyond 2000, who thinks they understand the world, and continues to celebrate moronic shit that will get them more fucked in this world.
EG: these drugs are great Im glad we all put in and spent our whole centrelink on them.... they should last atleast 12 hours. ..; She was so out of it that the only way she could say yes was by waving with one hand and a sour look and a tear..so we were gentle when we took turns... :she loves me.. she said so right after she wiped those guys cum off her chin and came knocking on the door because they wouldnt look after her .. :::: Those fucking dog cunt coppers got me again without a license drunk.. i misssed that bitch and her kid .. fucking cunts.. the're fucked. I tried to submit this ..and stupid errors came up.. the explination was fucking vague as fuck.. "i said.. " you cunts are fucked"

Turbo mega cunt fucked 

To get so heavily intoxicated that the participant's position on the space time continuum becomes fluid as he/she 'crosses over.'
Often associated with a complete blurring of the lines between life and death, gay and straight, able bodied and paralysed, and continent and not.
'Bro, I definitely won the 'drunkest man in Europe' award last night- I was so turbo mega cunt fucked that I crossed-over and woke up in a chicken coop felching a shop mannequin. The only thing that's going to shift this hangover is a masturbaywatch. Now, want to help me fuck this mannequin?'

Cunt's fucked 

A phrase medical professionals use to describe a patient when their condition or injuries are so severe that their outcome is bleak
Two paramedics are called to a car accident where the driver has been ejected through the front windshield. The first paramedic approaches the driver laying still on the ground and rolls him over to find him to have been decapitated. The first paramedic then states to the second - "Cunt's fucked!"
Cunt's fucked by jaded paramedic January 14, 2021

God Damn Cunt-Fucked Piece of AssholeShit 

A phrase used to slander someone you have extreme hatred for, but when you want to avoid anything racial.
Should be used only in extreme situations where you cannot think of any other swear word and are so over the top pissed of you damn near shit your own pants.
Damn you Jeff, you god damn cunt-fucked piece of assholeshit, how dare you fuck my wife and eat my sisters pussy.

Cunt Fucked

Cunt_fucked adj Slang term used by students to describe being intoxicated with alcohol to the extent of losing control over normal functions. Other related terminology drunk, pissed, battered, hammered, wasted, slaughtered, of your face/tits….

The word originated in a small village called Castleton, where a group of adventurous lufbra students were undertaking one of the most intellectually stimulating training they had ever seen.

The founder of this term a student originating from Stoke-on-Trent, and working as The Hoff lookalike, with sexuality in question.
1) "lets go and get cunt fucked"
2) "tonight boys shall we go for a swift beverage or two which may lead, out of no intention of our own to getting cunt fucked"
3) "last night i was cunt fucked"
4) "i cant remember, was too cunt fucked"
Cunt Fucked by just a passer by January 9, 2009
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