cuntry blumpkin
cuntry blumpkin by shank6 December 7, 2009
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cuntry blumpkin
In a moment in evolutionary history, Skeeter thought, "My sister done blumpkin me all the time. Maybe I can do that for her." And the first cuntry blumpkin was performed...with mixed results for Skeeter got many splinters on his chin from the outhouse's wood toilet.
cuntry blumpkin by onendone January 7, 2011
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Cuntry Blumpkin by RollyMoFo January 3, 2023
country blumpkin
While in the outhouse, Todd received a country blumpkin from his girlfriend and decided she was the one.
country blumpkin by Kyle MD April 28, 2005
country blumpkin
a country blumpkin is a variation of the blumpkin, where the recipient of the head giving is sitting in an outhouse instead of a toilet (and the person performing the fellatio is usually a sister or a cousin).
Cletus: "Ellie May, come out to th' shitter 'n give me a country blumpkin!"
Ellie May: "Well shit, I already gave Paw a country blumpkin! You'll have to wait 'til after supper!"
Ellie May: "Well shit, I already gave Paw a country blumpkin! You'll have to wait 'til after supper!"
country blumpkin by GoldTeefs September 9, 2006
country blumpkin
country blumpkin by Pooberry June 30, 2008
country blumpkin
A country blumpkin is similar to the well known, but more boring, blumpkin except it takes place anywhere outside. The act is receiving a blowjob while dropping a deuce with the added bonus of enjoying the great outdoors. The quintessential country blumpkin would involve a cousin and a corn field.
country blumpkin by mgretard March 26, 2019
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