cuntry blumpkin

The act of giving someone head while the recipient is defecating in an outhouse.

I hear Miley Cyrus gives a great cuntry blumpkin!

by shank6 December 7, 2009

cuntry blumpkin

Licking a woman's pussy to the point of orgasm while she sits on a toilet and defecates.

In a moment in evolutionary history, Skeeter thought, "My sister done blumpkin me all the time. Maybe I can do that for her." And the first cuntry blumpkin was performed...with mixed results for Skeeter got many splinters on his chin from the outhouse's wood toilet.

by onendone January 7, 2011

Cuntry Blumpkin

A blumpkin performed by an inbred redneck

Damn, that hillbilly Shannon gives a mean cuntry blumpkin!

by RollyMoFo January 3, 2023