Definitions by GoldTeefs
country blumpkin
a country blumpkin is a variation of the blumpkin, where the recipient of the head giving is sitting in an outhouse instead of a toilet (and the person performing the fellatio is usually a sister or a cousin).
Cletus: "Ellie May, come out to th' shitter 'n give me a country blumpkin!"
Ellie May: "Well shit, I already gave Paw a country blumpkin! You'll have to wait 'til after supper!"
Ellie May: "Well shit, I already gave Paw a country blumpkin! You'll have to wait 'til after supper!"
country blumpkin by GoldTeefs September 9, 2006
nigga hat
a hat (which is usually purchased from a sports store in the mall) with the tags and stickers left on it so the customer can wear it for one night and return it the next day for a refund