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Noun.

A person or thing that doesnt comply to what you want or is generally in some way annoying or irritating.

See also:
fucker, cunt, twat
Jamie is a cuntass.
My boss is a cuntass.
cuntass by Nonameo July 15, 2008
noun.

The act of being both a cunt and an ass simultaneously. Normally seen while playing fifa and someone plays like a dirty little bitch, ie with teams similar to Real Madrid.
That bitch I played fif with earlier played with Brazil and I was still winning, she quit in the 90th minute because shes a little shit. What a cuntass.
Cuntass by caretofif? March 4, 2011
The state of being when one is both a cunt, and an ass simultaneously. Frequently found when fif players decide to choose Real Madrid or Chelsea because they are pussies.
That bitch I played in fif chose Real Madrid and then quit in the 90th minute because he sucked. What a cuntass.
Cuntass by caretofif? February 27, 2011
A rare psychological disorder in which a man believes that his anus is actually a vagina. Not to be confused with homosexuality, cuntass can occur in both heterosexual and homosexual men. It is actually more common in heterosexual men, do the conflict wherein they desire anal penetration, but are disgusted with the idea of it at the same time.

Such men will often be observed practicing very strange behavior, such as using tampons anally on a monthly basis, or playing with their asshole excessively.

Cuntass is a severe disorder, and should not be taken lightly.
"Why the hell is John carrying around tampons?"
"He's god some serious cuntass."
Cuntass by MrCuntAss December 10, 2008
A Vaginal that does not stop and connects to the butt hole.
That chick has a dirty cuntass!
Cuntass by gfsdjkfdlsj January 31, 2008

Centassism

Centassism describes a personality trait of an individual desperate for attention and external validation who compulsively uses Twitter to pronounce himself to the world as someone possessing various virtues.
Rob Centa on Twitter multiple times a day: "I hate racism! I love basketball and I'm always positive! I hate people with centassism!"
Centassism by bewkertonbox September 13, 2020
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