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Having sex with someone you find repellent just to give your wrist a break
What the hell Phil, I can't believe you went home with that heffer last night!

Fuck it mate, it was just a cunt wank after all.
Cunt Wank by RathanD June 27, 2008
Words you can keep
A rough,one sided act of love between a man and a woman.Notions of foreplay,scented candles and soft music go out the window in favour of a swift,joyless hump.
Pulled this stunner last nite,but I was so coked up I had a quick cunt wank and met up with the lads to go joy ride'in
cunt wank by shitty Nicko November 25, 2004
This is the act of love making some people encounter when in a long term loving mutually respectful relationship. None of these above conditions are necessary however for a cunt wank to occur. It is the situation when a female tells her partner "just get on with it" or "hurry up" or nothing at all whilst she is bent over watching television. A consensual act of Sex where the female plays no other active role other than being the owner of a glory hole.
Zoe and Jim were a loving couple. Zoe had just finished sucking some fluff covered malteases from Jim's gunt whilst watching the latest edition of Coronation Street. Jim took this act to be an invitation to initiate some 'Jimmy Loving' however Zoe was just peckish and knew there were no fresh pieces of chocolate in the flat, and knew Jim occasionally missed his mouth when feeding himself. Jim lowered his g - string and Zoe could see the twinkle in his eye. Rather than knock back her hunk of a man she just told him to enter her and get it over as quickly as possible as a break in the programme was due in a couple of minutes and she fancied a cup of tea. Jim helped himself to a cunt wank, everyone was a winner ad in a couple of minutes Jim lay satisfied smoking a cigarette and Zoe filled with Jim's little swimmers went to make herself a tea
Cunt Wank by blue2sapphire February 21, 2014

Specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker 

pretty much what it sounds like. but in case you can't tell, it is a string of words you would use when you are running out of insults, or just for shits and giggles.
i hate you so much you specy bowl hair cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker

Dick shit cunt bitch tits wanker

Man he is such a dick shit cunt bitch tits wanker kind of guy.

cuntwanker

Noun: A Cunt that clearly is also a wanker.
Wow Michael, you are such a cuntwanker. And you suck at golf.
cuntwanker by thehonkster June 11, 2009

cuntwank 

Masterbation specifically performed on female genitals (cunt).
"Yer boy, she loved that cuntwank I gave her on friday night!"
cuntwank by Ali_Is_God July 30, 2006
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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