Cunt Munchie

When a womans shorts or other clothing gets ate up by her v'ja which is caused by cunt munching usually ending with a cunt wedgy.

Girl what are you doing grabbing at your private area? I got cunt munchie going on.

When the instructor put the safety harness around me it gave me a major cunt munchie

by ashane June 14, 2016

Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle

One who walks around without underwear on and get's an angry red waffle like pattern on their vagina, has a urine and shit fetish, and is either a lesbian or an extremely horny man. (Cunt Munching)

"Dude, where is that bitch Sara?"

"Ugh... You invited that Cunt-Munching-Shit-Surfing-Pee-Fucking-Twatwaffle?"

"Just because she's a lesbian whore that doesn't wear underwear you don't need to call her that... that's low."

by Aerospring98051 July 7, 2009

cunt-munching-cluster-fuck

One who eats whores and has sex with them on a regular basis therefore gaining a cluster of diseases.

Not to be confused with a flavor of the popular candy bar "Cluster Fuck"

Mark is such a total cunt-munching-cluster-fuck

by Tobyz911 February 24, 2011

Cunt Muncher

A Cunt Muncher thinks they know what they are talking about, but in reality everything they say is utter bullshit. Cunt Munchers think they are intellectually superior than everyone else but they are actually morons.

What the fuck is this guy talking about? He is a huge Cunt Muncher for saying something so stupid.

Shut the fuck up Cunt Muncher you don't know shit.

by Bloodlesskills June 10, 2016

cunt muncher

a term used for going down on a girl.

also used to describe a lesbian

"that girl over there is a cunt muncher" , "oh can i watch"

by sectorcpope May 9, 2006

Cunt Muncher

A person who acts like a know it all dick head. A Cunt Muncher thinks they are intellectually superior than everyone else but in reality they are just a huge faggot that doesn't know shit.

I wish these fedora wearing cunt munchers would just shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up you cunt Muncher

by Bloodlesskills June 10, 2016

cunt muncher

A lesbian, as in one who performs cunnilingus. Of course, that could be a man as well as a woman, but I've only ever heard it used to describe a lesbian.

'Don't even bother asking her out. She's a cunt muncher'

by David Kirchner May 10, 2006