Cunt me
A phrase, exponentially worse than 'fuck me', used to express heartfelt displeasure at an unfortunate turn of events.
Cunt me by the sobsister September 13, 2004
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Cunt me in
An expression used when you agree to become part of an epic fuck fest involving many hot, possibly drunken, sluts.
Mikey: Yo! It's beer night at the sorority house and they just made a booty call! Wanna come with?
Steve-o: Oh yeah! Cunt me in!
Steve-o: Oh yeah! Cunt me in!
Cunt me in by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016
fite me cunt
Usually used in Australia or by Australians as an upgrade to fight me.
Also used in Connect 4 memes.
Also used in Connect 4 memes.
fite me cunt by Rexcanyon792 February 15, 2018
Aww fuck me cunt
1. Extreme dissapointment, sadness, loss, rejection and slight fear of some sort.
2. Strange form of horniness.
2. Strange form of horniness.
Aww fuck me cunt by Lit_turtle2864 June 23, 2022
Fuck me dead cunt
Australian slang, used during a bout of serious anger or displeasure, generally directed towards another individual.
Guy 1: Sorry boss I forgot to bring me tools to work today.
Guy 2: “FUCK ME DEAD CUNT”... You useless fuck.
Guy 2: “FUCK ME DEAD CUNT”... You useless fuck.
Fuck me dead cunt by Total Yobbo May 6, 2021
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