Cunt Flaps

The busted up labia of the female genitalia, closely resembling the meat of an Arby's roast beef sandwich. Unfortunately they do not go as well with Horsy sauce.

Oh my god!!! What the hell happened to your vag? Was there a terrorist attack on your pussy? Those cunt flaps are so loose you could use them to make a tent.

Cunt Flaps by nastynick69 October 31, 2009

cunt flaps

noun, the side flaps of the female genitalia

originates in english class, cunt flaps was one of the hang man answers i made for shamus, we were bored

-That chicks got massive cunt flaps, dirty!

cunt flaps by York March 28, 2004

Cunt Flaps

A curse, akin to 'oh balls', to denote disdain with an event or action.

"Cunt flaps, I've forgotten my keys"

Upon stubbing toe "Cunt Flaps!" expressed in anger.

Cunt Flaps by EllieJayne84 July 7, 2011

Cunt Flaps McGee 

An insult used to mock a person while seeming less offensive. Originating from the Celtic children's poem which follows: Listen my friends and I'll tell you with glee, The magical tale of Cunt Flaps McGee.

Hey, Cunt Flaps McGee, get the dick out of your mouth and stop mumbling.

Cunt Flaps McGee by nastynick69 October 31, 2009

moist [cunt flaps] 

From the Latin word Moisticus Cunto Flapicus

The lips of the side of the vagina that gets slightly wet during sexual stimulation

And apprently... The three worst words in the English lanuage put together to define a womans slightly dampened Labia Minora

1...
Dude: Hey what's the worst three words you could put together?

Chick: I dunno?

Dude: Moist Cunt Flaps

Chick: Thats fucking sick you pervert!

2...
Apprently she has moist cunt flaps

3...
Lick my moist cunt flaps!

moist [cunt flaps] by Pope Pipp October 29, 2008

jewish cunt flaps 

cunt flaps of a Jewish woman.

I wore her Jewish cunt flaps out with numerous sticks of dynamite.

jewish cunt flaps by m lk October 10, 2008

Crusty Cunt Flaps

A female's fanny lips after a heavy menstrual cycle

Can be used as an insult for someone is a complete fanny

Holy fuck, her crusty cunt flaps where fuckin hummin

Ya fuckin crusty cunt flap

Crusty Cunt Flaps by Hobo Dave December 7, 2006