cunt beaver Share definition Flag 1. Another stupid insult meaning absolutely nothing intelligent. 2. A beaver that lives in a cunt. Dan: "You ass clown" Amanada: "You cunt beaver" Dan: "Cunt badger, wrong fuzzy animal" cunt beaver by A. Cross, J. Cross November 5, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the cunt beaver mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch