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cock-and-cunt joint 

a very loose joint; a joint that can be undone easily.
The joint is not tight; it is more like a cock-and-cunt joint.

Complete and utter cunt 

Often is a dingle and is found trolling England forums 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

Has a fetish for ponies.
That (Claret Charlie, mel gibson, robbie savage, trevor hemmings) is a complete and utter cunt.

shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits fart turd and twat 

The words you aren't allowed to say on TV because they are always swears as compiled my George Carlin.
"Gee Grandma, I'd have to say that those guys in Blink 182 ripped off Carlin when they recorded shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits."

shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head 

An attempt to shut up a loud bitch who will only yell at you becuase she thinks she won't get hit/has some big boyfriend to protect her.
One of the first lines in Way Of The Gun, delivered by Ryan Phillippe to some loud-mouth cunt yelling at him from behind her boyfiend. He then punches her in the goddamn dome.
Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucker, get your slippery fucking ass of the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass!
Parker: Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!

shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat 

The main lyrics to a Family Reunion, song by blink 182, originally created by George Carlin in his "7 dirty words you can't say on TV": Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Fart, turd and twat were added years later. George Carlin rules.
George Carlin: And the words, you know the seven don't you? Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfucker and Tits huh? Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that will infect your soul, curve your spine and keep the country from winning the war.(shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat)

shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits fart turd and twat 

1) another way to describe my family

2) the lyrics to the blink 182 song, family reunion. it is repeated 4 times, then followed by: i fucked your mom

3) a really fun thing to say infront of an adult (try it)
do you really need an example for this?
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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