conneticut 

a really boring state with nothing to do in it and where no one wants to live. It is also home to one of 50 cent's mansions

conneticut is living hell and not the cool part of hell i mean the sucky boring part.

conneticut by ray daigle May 13, 2005

Conneticut muffin 

When a woman wakes up a man by sitting on his face and shaking her booty until he wakes shouting 'Conneticut Muffin!!'

Yo bitch wake up and taste some conneticut muffin!!

Conneticut muffin by CF muff March 7, 2009

Connecticut Valley Hospital

A psych hospital that has been around since the mid 1800's. Use to have thousands of lunatics, maniacs, sociopaths and generally batshit crazy people but in the last few decades has greatly down sized and many of the buildings are empty or being torn down. The ones left are creepy as hell and legend has it there are chains on the walls and all kinds of spooky shit in the basements. Colloquially known as the "Nut House', "Bug House" or "Loony Land", the patients left are mostly junkies, sexual perverts and anti social assholes. Nobody knows what happened to all the lunatics and maniacs.

Connecticut Valley Hospital has some really spooky shit hidden in those basements and attics.

Connecticut Valley Hospital by hnoss March 23, 2017

Connecticut cover up 

Assumingly something or an event that happened in Connecticut or was about Connecticut that was covered up(hidden, unheard of) thus why no one has heard of it.

Andy : Ever heard of a Connecticut cover up?

Jim : No?

Andy: Know why?

Jim: ... No.

Andy: Covered it up.

Connecticut cover up by Zure the Dark Being April 19, 2013

connecticutment 

the moment that you realized that you are a basic bitch and there is nothing you can do about it.

kelly: **looks down at her hydroflask, lululemon leggings, and fjall raven kanken backpack and mutters, wow i’m such a basic bitch

mary: did you just have your first connecticutment?

kelly: yes i think i did

connecticutment by basichoe123 May 19, 2019

Connecticut Casual 

The type of attire one would wear to a garden party*. Such garments include button down shirts, polo shirts, sweater vests, bow ties, khakis, etc.

Synonym: Preppy

Origin: Derived from "Connecticut" latin for "land of the rich and waspy" and "casual" meaning "relaxed and comfortable apparel". The term was coined by Andy Bernard, Regional Manager of the Dunder Mifflin/Sabre Company.

*Garden Party: A dignified picnic or barbecue but better. It's quieter and there are rules.

What's the dress code for this Garden Party?

I'm glad you asked, Connecticut Casual.

Any chance Connecticut Casual is Pennsylvania Business?

Connecticut Casual by TheOffice2011 October 17, 2011

Falls Village, Connecticut 

A teensy weensey town located in the magical land of the Housatonic river valley of New England. Only the most magnificent people reside there. It is also the ginger capital of the east coast, and a safe-house to many a red-headed step-child. The town boasts an impressive business district consisting of a liquor store, a weekend cafe and a newly opened general store that will probably close soon because no one actually knows about it. There is also a gas station. It's tourist attractions include an abandoned caboose on Main Street and the world-famous Oreo Cows on the Kellogg farm. Those who hail from this diminutive hamlet stand proud, as there are increasingly fewer of them. The town's population is said to stand at approximately one-thousand, but this number is made up largely of Newyorkers who only own summer homes in the F-Vizzle. They drive poorly and are often silently cussed out by the locals, so they don't really count.

-Where are you from?
-Falls Village, Connecticut.
-Falls Village Connecticut??! Land of the Gingers?! Can I have your autograph??!

Falls Village, Connecticut by aplate December 3, 2010