cumshot distance 

The length of how far you shoot your cum.

“Carter Krause” dude my cumshot distance was Insane last night. I hit my next door Neighbor Ajani threw my window!

cumshot distance by @twoProfessionalretards July 8, 2020

cum-shot distance envy 

cum-shot distance envy is the feeling short-shooters have for guys who can blow their load at least their height or farther.

A lot of my fellow cadets have cum-shot distance envy because they can't shoot their cum 7' like I can!

cum-shot distance envy by eda-skip October 7, 2021