cumquad 

more like lint licker..biscut eatn bulldog..a jerk..somebody that being an ass..can be childish and suffer from pettiness. can be jerkish and rude. the prefix Cum does not relate as being sexual.

you a cumquad for that statement u made!!

cumquad by KELLY-YO August 5, 2009

Cumquad 

Cumquad is an obscure insult meaning "jerk" stemming from the internet. The most likely origin of this insult is the misspelling of "Kumquat!" which can also be used as an insult.

Someone who is rude, not fun to be around; a straight up asshole.

Not to be confused with the bright orange fruit, "Kumquat" (alternatively spelled cumquat).

Person 1: Chad is being such a cumquad, I'm leaving!
Person 2: He's such a jerk.

Cumquad by Corgi Media (Aidan) March 15, 2022

Cumquad 

Pronunciation: "Come-kwad"
Function: noun

1. "Cum" or ejaculation that typically gets lodged in the back of your throat after giving fellatio
2. A ball of sperm that has been exposed to air

Antonio, after you finish sucking that dick, you should rinse that cumquad out before u choak. Oh, and by the way, take that penis off of your head.

Cumquad by IotaSchizo January 9, 2008

cumquad 

when someone pulls the skin of a dick all the way down nd sucks da cum

yo dis nasty hoe gave me a fucking cumquad. dat shit hurt like fuck.

cumquad by crackerjack100 June 26, 2009

cumquad 

when you caught because there is cum in your throat

i've got a cumquad

cumquad by BOB October 20, 2003

cumquad 

When you ejaculate and it goes all over your leg.

She was riding me hard and when i was about to go she jumped off and i gave my self a cumquad

cumquad by original docking station November 24, 2010

cumquake 

A time when a dude cums inside a dude a girl's ass, and pulls her panties up at the last minute to avoid a cum pie.

Did u just cumquake me? My panties are so wet!

cumquake by DildoOfDarkness January 11, 2016