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cumatose 

A person in a severe state of exhaustion after a lengthy sexual encounter. People in a cumatose state will typically lay very still and be very quiet.
After he came for the third time that night while making out with his girlfriend, he lay there beside her in a cumatose state.
cumatose by Dangerman January 2, 2009
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cumatose 

noun- The deep sleep you fall into after you cum
He fucked me into a deep cumatose
cumatose by purduehockey July 25, 2011

camotose 

Being in such a deep state of sleep post work that you end up sleeping thru a pre-arranged gaming time get together with your clan on the PS3.
Don't worry Mrs mondeo he's only comatose and not camotose, so theres a chance he'll wake up and be able to play ps3 this century.
camotose by NRUman June 17, 2010

Cumatose 

The state of mind a guy is in after he cums. The general feeling of not wanting anything to do with the outside world and wanting to do nothing more than lie still without being disturbed
Ex. I hate how I can never talk to my boyfriend after sex, he always just goes Cumatose

Ex. Whenever I have sex with my girlfriend i can't stand it when she tries to talk to me afterwards when I'm cumatose
Cumatose by reymundo5 May 3, 2013

comotose 

Passed out. Unconscious. Not going to be up and moving for some time.
dumbass is comotose.
comotose by Pwk October 27, 2004

comotose 

the state of being dazed, or stoned-like, like in a coma
comotose by cherrypopscle007 June 2, 2003
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