Feckle is the flakes of anal crustation that occur from lack of propper wiping. If you do not wipe thuroughly after dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool, you are sure to have large amounts of feckle (a.k.a. - butt cheese) forming around your anus.
The other day I took a McShit in the woods and did not wipe. When I had gotten home the leftover poop had crusted over and began to flake off creating these delicate little feck flakes.
a person who is undeniably “Owen”- the funny, iconic member of the friend group. A feckle is the one who unintentionally steals the spotlight with their chaotic charm and hilarious unpredictability. Every group has a feckle, and if you don’t know who it is… it’s probably you
“Yo that guy is totally feckle right now”
“Did you see what he just did? Totally feckle”
“Hes such a feckle- we wouldn’t be the same without him”
Marco bodt from the anime Attack on Titan, known for his freckles. When Jean imagines Marco in front of him, a light shines behind Marco. That making Marco freckled jesus.
The ultimate form of the exclamation “fuck!” Used when something very, very, unfortunate happens.
You: “my dog just died.”
Me “I’m sorry...”
You: “my sister was holding her, and...”
Me: “and what?!”
You: “and they both got run over by a bus and died.”
Me: “that’s a total fucklebutt!”