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cummouth 

cummouth is what certain people have when they try talking shit about one person

but then they go and suck on their dick (kiss their ass) behind your back .
they don't have to be physically sucking their dick to be accused of it
just metaphorically.
(all though that would be funny)

(it can also be a thing you can say randomly to your non gay friends)
(just to scare them tbh)
"ha yeah, brad sucks. hes such a asshole"

"bitch stfu, i know you got cummouth"
cummouth by bigtiny May 12, 2020
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cum mouth bass 

When you splooge in a loud, obnoxious woman's mouth that also smells like a fresh caught bass.
Hey Stewart, remember that loud drunk bitch at the party last night?
Well, I went fishing with that ho and I caught the largest cum mouth bass ever.
cum mouth bass by T Town Playas January 28, 2006
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When you are dehydrated and as a result sometimes form a crusty white pastey substance around your mouth.
Ryan went for a jog today, and when he came back he had Cum Mouth. I didn't tell him to save him the embarrassment.
Cum Mouth by XSpence January 7, 2009

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026