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cum tooth
A person who has teeth that are either normal/yellower colors, and has bits of bright white chunks on some parts of his teeth.
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Cum Tooter
An extremely rare, but serious, medical condition. A "Cum Tooter" (or anal-seminal ejaculatory disease Also known as "ASED") is where a man ejaculates from his anus.
Only one out of every 1,265,987 (estimated) men are born with this "gift".
Only one out of every 1,265,987 (estimated) men are born with this "gift".
Jenny: Patty told me Mike was a cum tooter!
Chad: No way! I heard that was only a myth!
Jenny: It's for real! I saw it on Myth Busters!
Chad: No way! I heard that was only a myth!
Jenny: It's for real! I saw it on Myth Busters!
Cum Tooter by MattBomb October 11, 2009
cum toothpaste
(v.) To attempt to spit after fellatio, but instead firing it on ones teeth on the way out, leaving it all over the mouth.
Butt licka uses cum toothpaste for a good brush!
His brush of choice? Why, it's the one with a fleshy handle and fuzz on the other end!
His brush of choice? Why, it's the one with a fleshy handle and fuzz on the other end!
cum toothpaste by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004
slicker than cum on a gold tooth
The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.
I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.
slicker than cum on a gold tooth by Cannon, Inc. August 3, 2016
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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